being a Russ :D

I making this topic just beacouse I am very proud of our tradition

A russ is when you finish collage, And we clebrate this by partying for 17 days non-stop

You start of getting bapthised in beer, by a real priest :p
you then recive your Russ pants and hat



And as a russ you are expected to have a bus/car looking like something like this:

Car

Bus




a bus usually ends up at 250-350 000 US dollars

A russ also tries to do as many "achievments" or get as many tokens as they can,
as the more tokens you have, the more respect you are given

its about 100+ achievments, where milestones are 25 tokens, bronze. 75 silver, 100 gold/elite
It really depends on what part of norway you're from.

Some of the achievments are:

§6: Request sextips from the mother of a fellow Russ.
§19: Getting up every five minutes in a lesson and shout: "Cheers"
§30: sex outdoors.
§33: make out with a freshman
§62: Crawl from Parliament to the castle (about 800 meters in the busiest street in Oslo)
§75: Swallow (in the sexual sense of the word)
§93: Say "Hallelujah" for everything the teacher says one lesson
(Full list added below in a comment there)

Every achievment adds a token onto your hat.

And being a russ lets you enter places like

Tryvann (second largest party in the world )


Hellerudssletta ( a battle for respect through various tests)


Amongst alot of other events


Anyhow, russ is the greatest time of a norwegians life
get jealous

This is why I live in the U.S. <.<

Ironcage6 wrote:

This is why I live in the U.S. <.<

Noob

*Runs to Norway*

Zlooom!! wrote:

Ironcage6 wrote:

This is why I live in the U.S. <.<

Noob

Jokinggg It looks fun :O

Follows winter

oooo wait and just how many of these point do you have? and which have you done? lol

Myarrowpwns wrote:

oooo wait and just how many of these point do you have? and which have you done? lol

My russ time starts next year

so 0.

Ooooooohhh lol

Winter Filth wrote:

*Runs to Norway*

I shallt be waiting

We do wierd stuff like that here too. But here it's called studying.

Full list for 2009 Oslo ( they get worse every year)

1 24 hours without sleep
2 72 hours (3 days) without sleep
3 Join Russes Humanitarian Action
4 Hand out russecards to children in hospitals whilst sober
5 Sit under a desk a full school hour
6 Request sextips from the mother of a fellow russ
7 Go with bread as shoes a whole day at school ( most you will go wtf here..)
8 Swimming outside before May 1st (ice cold water)
9 Drink a 24 0.33 L beers in 24 hours
10 Get the autograph and mobile number of 10 people you've made out with
11 buy environmental quota to the bus / car
12 5 minutes long pole dance on a lamp post, in a crowded place
13 Drink a 0.33 L beer while peeing
14 Go to Tryvann
15 Replacing a stores newspaper with Blekka (russ newspaper)
16 kiss a police officer
17 Set the clock two hours forward and live by that time a whole day
18 have safe sex
19 Getting up every five minutes in a lesson and shout: "Cheers"
20 shop at the luiqer store wearing cross-coutry skies, the staves for it and a backpack
21 Have the Russ pants on every day throughout the Russ time
22 Placeing an "L" behind a police car (L is the sign for learing to drive)
23 Drink a 0.33-liter beer without hands or assistance
24 tape yourself to another russ and stay taped together for a school day
25 Replying to teachers questions from a porn magazine loudly and with great enthusiasm
26 Keep away from violence and urge fellow russ to be no violence throughout the Russ period
27 Make out with a Russ Executive
28 have sex with a russ Executive
29 have sex with the russ president
30 have sex outdoors
31 Go with 8 newly opened Wunderbaum around your neck for a whole day
32 fool around with a former russ
33 make out with a freshman
34 make out with the same sex
35 wear nothing but underwear during a lesson
36 Swimming in Spikersuppa with Russ suit, snorkel and fins ( a fountain)
37 Run down the castle stairs on tricycle
38 Server a homeless guy a Big Mac
39 drive 10 rounds in a roundabout
40 Eat a burger in two bites
41 Get a honorable mention in the media
42 Raise your hand every during a lesson, ask for everyone's attention before you fart
43 drink a bottle of wine in 40 minutes
44 be sober throught out russ time
45 enter a lesson for freshmen
46 Try to get an object to float. Concentrate on this for 15min
47 eat a bag of cheesy poofs and thenmake out with a fellow russ
48 keep your russ license the entire russ time
49 get a russ Executive to sign your chest
50 Write and deliver an A4-page love letter a Russ Executive
51 stand two-and-two in a fountain, to wash and scrub each other with a tender hand
52 Flirt openly with the teacher during class and say thanks for yesterday night
53 don't ditch school at all during russ time
54 Sharing a 0.33-liter box (24 beers) in a phone booth with three fellow russ, without having to pee
55 Sit with your finger in your ear an entire lesson
56 buy a 0,33 L box using only penny's
57 Go with an inflatable doll in a mall and pretend it's your boyfriend/girlfriend
58 Buying a HappyMeal while driving through the drive-in in a shopping cart
59 give out russ cards to everyone who enters the parlament
60 Pay for one hour's parking in the center and occupy the space with you and a tricycle
61 train at the gym wearing your russ suit
62 crawl form the parlament to the castle
63 Sitting on the sidewalk with a sign that says " honk = cheers" (meaning drink for every honk you get )
64 buy a kebab for a russ Executive
65 Let the hair grow and grow freely throughout the russ time
66 Go two-and-two into a gas station, buying condoms, go to the toilet and come out happy and smileing 20-30 minutes later
67 get a freshman to be you boyfriend/grilfriend
68 Stop the music at a party and say that you are "Jonathan from Spotify." Promote yourself as a sexual partner.
69 Buy a pack of condoms using only body language
70 dont have sex during russ time
71 Call 1881, ask them to go to russenshovedstyre.no and recommend the best 5 achievments. 3 of these must be completed.
72 Dump your boy/girlfriend a week before the Russ time
73 make out with friends brother or sister
74 hug 100 people in 1 day
75 Swallow (in the sexual sense of the word)
76 pretend you're a police officer controling speed with a hair dryer in 30 k/h sone
77 demand to pay more then acctual price of something in a store
78 go hand in hand with a fellow russ, into a store, and buy lube.
79 be a slave to a russ for 1 day
80 eat 2 pizzas in 20min
81 Start the morning with cereal mixed with beer, wine or cider instead of milk
82 be a guard at tryvann
83 drive your russ car/bus, drive to a bus stop, ask the people waiting if they want a ride.
84 have 2 tampons in your mouth and drink a 0.33 L beer.
85 run onto the field (during a soccer game) kiss someone and run off again
86 knock on 10 houses and ask if they wanna roll around the floor with you.
87 have sex with someone on their period, or during your period..
88 Pretend to be James Bond an entire school day. Sneaking around, in a true spy style way.
89 watch the games, and drink for ever goal they get
90 rent a chidlrens movie and drink every time they say something lame.
91 teach kindergarden kids about sex, and show them diffrent postions
92 get a girl/boyfriend during russ time
93 Say "Hallelujah" for everything the teacher says during a lesson
94 check yourself for STDs
95 sit in a tree for 1 hour before school starts
96 get a celeberty to sign your pants
97 have a gril/boyfriend the entire russ time
98 go to a police officer and tell him to arrest you for stealing apples.
99 don't shower during entire russ time ( 17 days)
100 dont get an F on your exams.

sooooo going to norway for college

wow.....

I'll assist you with the sex outdoors

Omg I've never wanted to go to Norway so bad O.O lmfao at 91 XD

I want to go...
Norway has officially won the most badass country ever. <3

and i'm coming with you julie

i do number 13 in the woods alot

So jealous of Julie D:

How to hell do you get a 300k bus?

Haxxy13 wrote:

How to hell do you get a 300k bus?

Well a bus is usually 20 - 25 people, so we put our money together
Whilst the Vans are about.. 5 ish people

o.o so you just basically get together with your fellow russ people, and do stupid shit?
that's so epic!

Brutal Effex wrote:

o.o so you just basically get together with your fellow russ people, and do stupid shit?
that's so epic!

fellow russ being your friends add very much epics

I'm literally upset that I do not live in norway, and able to experience that...
Seriously, America blows. =P

So is all that stuff socially acceptable? since like everyone goes through it??

Brutal Effex wrote:

I'm literally upset that I do not live in norway, and able to experience that...
Seriously, America blows. =P

So is all that stuff socially acceptable? since like everyone goes through it??

Our goverment encourges us to do this