being a Russ :D

First topic message reminder :

I making this topic just beacouse I am very proud of our tradition

A russ is when you finish collage, And we clebrate this by partying for 17 days non-stop

You start of getting bapthised in beer, by a real priest :p
you then recive your Russ pants and hat



And as a russ you are expected to have a bus/car looking like something like this:

Car

Bus




a bus usually ends up at 250-350 000 US dollars

A russ also tries to do as many "achievments" or get as many tokens as they can,
as the more tokens you have, the more respect you are given

its about 100+ achievments, where milestones are 25 tokens, bronze. 75 silver, 100 gold/elite
It really depends on what part of norway you're from.

Some of the achievments are:

§6: Request sextips from the mother of a fellow Russ.
§19: Getting up every five minutes in a lesson and shout: "Cheers"
§30: sex outdoors.
§33: make out with a freshman
§62: Crawl from Parliament to the castle (about 800 meters in the busiest street in Oslo)
§75: Swallow (in the sexual sense of the word)
§93: Say "Hallelujah" for everything the teacher says one lesson
(Full list added below in a comment there)

Every achievment adds a token onto your hat.

And being a russ lets you enter places like

Tryvann (second largest party in the world )


Hellerudssletta ( a battle for respect through various tests)


Amongst alot of other events


Anyhow, russ is the greatest time of a norwegians life
get jealous

O.O Oh my lord...
I'm considering moving. lmfao
What do Norwegians speak? I could do it! haha

Everything's illegal in america, fml for not being born in norway. :/

Norwegians speak.. norwegian D:!

Duh omg all our government encourages us to do is pay taxes -_- but if you see someone dancing in a fountain in Norway it's just "Oh they must be a Russ" in America it's "Oh the must be retarded or juvenile, let's lock em up."

OHHHH I forgot to mention some of the real epics of being a russ.

We terrorise the public, hardcore.

We kidnapp people from highschool and stuff..

We also hang up "terror-lists" at schools with names, those on the list will be kidnapped, or just attacked with water guns and stuff:P

then its the time we choose a highschool, and about 50 people rush the school with water guns and baloons

also randomly throwing buckets of water on people on the streets whislt driving :p

"Mommy I wanna be a Russ!"

ohyes

Erm one question...how do guys do number 75...

Haxxy13 wrote:

Erm one question...how do guys do number 75...

I have no idea :p

Lmao well I guess that would go right along with "Make out with the same sex"

Haxxy13 wrote:

Lmao well I guess that would go right along with "Make out with the same sex"

Anything to be awsome huh ?

Yeah and to get into the second largest party in the world!

where you party for 5-6 days straight !

Haha wait is it just 5-6 days and then it's done?

Tryvann (second largest party) lasts 5 or 6 days i forgot

but the russ time is like through may

Lmao *Also runs to Norway*

o.o
we got a train of like.. 3 people running to norway right now:
Me, Filthy, and weetawd. anyone else jumping on board?

Me for sure man

When are we going? If I don't have to go to university I might come over too. Though... I'll go by boat or plane if the ash is gone.

me me me

lets roll:P

Thats so awesome :O

I would say " i cant ait to be russ and get all the tokens, but that'd sound strange..