Three Words!

First topic message reminder :

Yesh, I can finally resurrect this game!

So the way this goes is everyone adds just three words per post to the story

EX:

Post 1: One day I
Post 2: Found out that
Post 3: My sister was
Post 4: Actually my girlfriend

Lmao this oughta be crazy, I'll start.

As I was

to disney land

and had a

purplemonkeydishwasher play with

my cat named

jimbob the great

british hat cat

i went to

my moms place

to get kinky

like its 1999

i went upstairs

and took of

my shoes... then

my mask then

i looked in

the dark room

and suddenly a

gerbil popped out

apple because i

randomly peed on

my birthday cake

and then ate

a giant penis

balls and all (not an admittance)

which tasted like