Three Words!

First topic message reminder :

Yesh, I can finally resurrect this game!

So the way this goes is everyone adds just three words per post to the story

EX:

Post 1: One day I
Post 2: Found out that
Post 3: My sister was
Post 4: Actually my girlfriend

Lmao this oughta be crazy, I'll start.

As I was

that bite the

a cool looking

man with a

purple monkey dishwasher

which i rubbed

on my body

along with lube

and a pie

that had sex

with my mother

but my mother

was a hemaphrodite

i pulled her

so hard and

i lost my

virginty, and then

tickled my pickle

which reminded me

i need to

shave my pubes

and fuck my

little cute piggy

hard in the

ear, which felt

akward yet so